
[Re-Post] The Phil Dunphy Rules Of Fatherhood
“I’m a cool dad. That’s my thang! I’m hip, I surf the web, I text.”
“Trust me, I had plenty of fun in my time. Then I met your mom.”
“A realtor’s just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I’m completely clueless!”